Article of the week

From the Nelson Mail
Tuesday 12 December

Company seeks condom testers
It's a job that's bound to raise a smile -- "condom testers wanted."

Condom manufactuer Durex is looking for people to test a new product and is seeking 100 suitably qualified applicants, including some from Nelson.

"If you're not having much sex, you are no use to us for research," Durex New Zealand manager Victoria Potter said.

Once they pass an online qualification test, successful applicants will be asked to fill out forms rating things like the condom's fit, feel smell and overall experience.

Ms Potter said Kiwis were chosen for the research because the company's global sex surveys consistently show them to be a "sexually energetic bunch."

Aspring condom testers can go to ...
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Well, I guess there are unseen benefits to moving here! We've become part of the "sexually energetic bunch!"